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Boxing Champ
If it weren’t for boxed wine, our parents wouldn’t have a social life. Whenever we visit, we’re immediately treated to a big glass of Franzia Blush. It’s horrible. But as we always say, bad alcohol is...
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Savings By Design
Shopping is fun, but it’s even better when somebody else has done all the hard work to curate a selection of the latest and greatest products for home goods and fashion accessories. That’s exactly...
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Homme Alone
Why are we such sheep? We’ll do anything a handsome man tells us to do. Good thing there are no good-looking Amway salesmen or we’d be broke. But at least when said hot stud is on the other side of...
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Gay Wettings
It’s amazing how many retailers get upset at the whole try-before-you-buy concept, a lesson we learned the hard way at Edible Undies Depot. But there’s a new store opening Saturday at NorthPark Center...
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Designing Whimmin’
You know those little 391-square-foot “complete home” displays at IKEA? We could never live in a space that small. Sorry, New York friends. It’s the truth. Our storage unit filled with old costumes,...
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Ace of Bass
If you were to stop by our offices on any given day, you’d find our desk hidden by a pile of music CDs, boxes of men’s underwear and at least half a dozen Bluetooth speaker systems. Not everything...
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Coupling On Camera
Most photos of us with our boyfriend are the kind we hope hackers don’t leak onto the internet. But apparently, there are other gay couples in the world who pose for G-rated pictures. Who knew? Now 65...
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Now This Is A Stretch
Somewhere between “mortgage payment” and “liquor tab” on our top monthly expenses lies two of the most evil words known to man: “dry cleaning.” We spend so much each week on keeping our clothes...
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Little Morphin’ Annie
Annie Lennox is a goddess. Plain and simple. Of all the singers we’ve seen live in our lifetime, she’s the only one who could command the attention of a sold-out audience with nothing more than a...
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You There…Freeze!
As ball connoisseurs, we’re always on the lookout for other orbs of unbridled pleasure to add to our knowledge base. Some come in the form of cake. Others meat. Yet the simplest sphere of...
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Sneaky Drinky
If you hypothetically were the type of person to sneak booze places that you shouldn’t, we have a product we would like to hypothetically recommend to you. (This is what happens when our legal team...
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We’ve Tapped This
Tap, tap, tap. Even though maple syrup is collected at the first hint of spring in Quebec, it’s a flavor that we more associate with autumn. Perhaps because it’s so sweet, perhaps because it’s usually...
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Who Wants A Big Bottom?
When we get an e-mail with “Big Bottom” in the subject line, it’s guaranteed we’re going to pay attention. Even once we realized it wasn’t a romantic proposition, we remained intrigued. It was all...
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Give Naked
Our laptops are really only good for two things: online shopping and porn. Though we’d love to say that QVC.com gets more attention from us than, oh, let’s combine two random words together here,...
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Donald’s Trumps
When you’re the buyer and store manager for one of the best gift stores in the nation, it’s gotta be hard to pick favorites. But we asked Nest’s debonaire Donald Fowler to choose five superior gifts...
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Toast Of Christmas Future
Scrooge only had four ghosts to deal with (if you include Jacob Marley). But this year, we were visited by dozens of holiday spirits. Here is our carefully curated, only-slightly-tipsy list...
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Tongue & Cheeky
We’re the world’s worst at accents. Every time we try to sound French, we sound Indian. Every time we try to sound German, we sound Indian. And when we actually intend to sound Indian, it comes out...
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Go Ahead & Flip Out
It’s time to stop iPad-related facial injuries. They used to happen all the time when we’d try to watch a “TV show” in bed. We’d lie on our back, get comfy and try to position the iPad on our chest...
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Summer Chuggin’
Complaining about first-world problems is so lame. But providing solutions to such dilemmas is kind of what keeps us in business, so paint us fuchsia, roll us in glitter and rainbow sprinkles, and...
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Yep, She’s A Furniture Critic
We love to watch people screw. And apparently, so does Ellen. Tonight, we can watch Ellen watch people screw. And chisel. And saw. It’s all part of her new lesbian dream come true: hosting a reality...
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